Plot Twist: Hillary votes for Romney.

I’m done. I am not talking about politics anymore on this website.

I cannot, as a registered Republican and Gay male. I just do not understand why the fuck there are people like this. Why are people so close minded. Shit like this makes me sad, I feel lost. I don’t trust the Democrats and I am starting to not trust the Republicans, and i’m not the only one. I have spoken to so many people who believe the same thing they don’t like Obama and they don’t want to trust Romney..America is so fucked up and this is not what we were fucking founded on. They have to be fucking spinning in their graves.

I have them all figured out.

Barack and Michelle are just power hungry.

Mitt and Ann like Modern Family and secretly love the gays. (they are from Massachusetts, heart of New England, heart of gay boy dreams)

Bill and Hillary..you know they are both voting Romney, Hillary Clinton knows a sinking ship when she sees one so she might as well vote Romney and prepare for 2016.

she of course will not win, people are not ready for a female president (well maybe just her)

Andrew Cuomo and Aunt Sandy, he will win in 2016, I have no heard a single person say he sucks in New York. My parents are very big conservatives and they like him, why? because he just doesn’t give a shit. He see’s the shit show that is New York State not only does he care about the city, he also focuses on upstate. He passed gay marriage. He is not playing the we aren’t gonna have a budget game, and he’s boning Sandra Lee, boozy semi-homemade Sandra Lee. FIRST LADY SANDRA LEE. I died.

I should become a political commentator for MSNBC.

*don’t unfollow me I am only partly kidding.

Elizabeth Warren

shut the fuck up.

If I ever see someone with a “Hipsters for Obama” pin

i’m going to stab them in the fucking face.

This is disgusting, (I do not and I have never believed that Obama was not born in this country) but when I see this that even if he wasn’t from here, if he tricked this country and actually got to the highest office you would still want him in power. Not only would he would go to jail. I am pretty sure every single thing he ever passed would be void. I am also so sick of hearing that Mitt Romney is a bad person because he bullied someone when he was a kid. You’re telling me Barack Obama didn’t tease anyone he was THE PERFECT IDOL CHILD OF EVERYONE. no bullshit. Things have changed in this country and people have changed and bringing up shit like birth certificates and putting a dog on the roof of a car is a fucking joke. Know the real issues.

This is disgusting, (I do not and I have never believed that Obama was not born in this country) but when I see this that even if he wasn’t from here, if he tricked this country and actually got to the highest office you would still want him in power. Not only would he would go to jail. I am pretty sure every single thing he ever passed would be void. I am also so sick of hearing that Mitt Romney is a bad person because he bullied someone when he was a kid. You’re telling me Barack Obama didn’t tease anyone he was THE PERFECT IDOL CHILD OF EVERYONE. no bullshit. Things have changed in this country and people have changed and bringing up shit like birth certificates and putting a dog on the roof of a car is a fucking joke. Know the real issues.

Having a plan is a lot better than walking around blind for 4 years.

I think people misread my reblog.

I was saying bye bitches to the people who want to runaway to England if Romney gets elected.

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Mitt Romney wants to fix the economy?

The Answer: Gay Marriage.

In the wise words of Maggie Griffin:

“Oh for Christ sake Kathleen in this economy? Can you imagine the money the gays are gonna spend on those god damn weddings?! It’s good for the whole country!”