Barack and Michelle are just power hungry.
Mitt and Ann like Modern Family and secretly love the gays. (they are from Massachusetts, heart of New England, heart of gay boy dreams)
Bill and Hillary..you know they are both voting Romney, Hillary Clinton knows a sinking ship when she sees one so she might as well vote Romney and prepare for 2016.
she of course will not win, people are not ready for a female president (well maybe just her)
Andrew Cuomo and Aunt Sandy, he will win in 2016, I have no heard a single person say he sucks in New York. My parents are very big conservatives and they like him, why? because he just doesn’t give a shit. He see’s the shit show that is New York State not only does he care about the city, he also focuses on upstate. He passed gay marriage. He is not playing the we aren’t gonna have a budget game, and he’s boning Sandra Lee, boozy semi-homemade Sandra Lee. FIRST LADY SANDRA LEE. I died.
I should become a political commentator for MSNBC.
*don’t unfollow me I am only partly kidding.